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"Russians are the scariest white people"
Oct. 15th, 2014 05:36 amDan Soder-Stand Up – Russians are scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIsC764Nn4
Мимика потрясающая :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIsC764Nn4
Мимика потрясающая :)
No worries Canada, if Russia complains:
1) Deny it was you.
2) Claim Russia is run by fascist junta.
3) Point out something bad about the Americans to confuse the issue.
4) Ask for high-resolution photo evidence to prove it actually happened and discredit it.
5) Claim you got lost. (for example: "We're using Russian GLONASS navigation system.")
6) Pretend you were delivering the humanitarian aid.
...and if all fails:
7) Announce that since gays in Russia are an oppressed minority, you're here to protect them on behalf of the Canadian gay community.
1) Deny it was you.
2) Claim Russia is run by fascist junta.
3) Point out something bad about the Americans to confuse the issue.
4) Ask for high-resolution photo evidence to prove it actually happened and discredit it.
5) Claim you got lost. (for example: "We're using Russian GLONASS navigation system.")
6) Pretend you were delivering the humanitarian aid.
...and if all fails:
7) Announce that since gays in Russia are an oppressed minority, you're here to protect them on behalf of the Canadian gay community.
Transylvania trip
Aug. 26th, 2014 11:53 amTwo nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.
Quick, quick! shouts Sister Mary Agnes, What should we do?
Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination, says Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns. What shall I do now? she shouts.
Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican, replies Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.
Now what? shouts Sister Mary Agnes.
Show him your cross, says Sister Mary Vincent.
Now you're talking, says Sister Mary Agnes. She then opens the window and shouts, Get the fck off our car!
Quick, quick! shouts Sister Mary Agnes, What should we do?
Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination, says Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns. What shall I do now? she shouts.
Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican, replies Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.
Now what? shouts Sister Mary Agnes.
Show him your cross, says Sister Mary Vincent.
Now you're talking, says Sister Mary Agnes. She then opens the window and shouts, Get the fck off our car!
Tenacious D: Master Exploder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A
Чем-то напоминает занятия голосом на опоре. Я помню, непроизвольно начал говорить на опоре когда ребенок появился, он иначе не слушался. Сейчас, когда я дома так говорю, жена утверждает что я кричу. А на работе таких полно которые опору и не выключают никогда.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A
Чем-то напоминает занятия голосом на опоре. Я помню, непроизвольно начал говорить на опоре когда ребенок появился, он иначе не слушался. Сейчас, когда я дома так говорю, жена утверждает что я кричу. А на работе таких полно которые опору и не выключают никогда.
Скотт Мейерс жжот
Jun. 23rd, 2014 02:42 pm-- How many people that went writing their unit-tests are testing with containers of more than 4 billion elements?
http://vimeo.com/97318797
(еще на самом деле забавно наблюдать как чел типичного nerd-weirdo вида научился вполне неплохо публично говорить, не конкретно в этом видео, а вообще)
http://vimeo.com/97318797
(еще на самом деле забавно наблюдать как чел типичного nerd-weirdo вида научился вполне неплохо публично говорить, не конкретно в этом видео, а вообще)
Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off
Jun. 2nd, 2014 11:27 pmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
австралийский скетч 91-го года
(отвлеченная тема - забавно наблюдать как изменяется субъективное восприятие информации в зависимости от того с какой скоростью ее подают)
австралийский скетч 91-го года
(отвлеченная тема - забавно наблюдать как изменяется субъективное восприятие информации в зависимости от того с какой скоростью ее подают)
Star Trek stabilized
May. 31st, 2014 05:39 pmСтабилизированные сцены из TOS и TNG, где камера "трясется" эмулируя тряску корабля. Представляю как весело было снимать это в несколько дублей :)
http://i.imgur.com/4A7Yolq.gif
http://i.imgur.com/e8Aw6h6.gif
http://www.reddit.com/r/StarTrekStabilized
http://i.imgur.com/4A7Yolq.gif
http://i.imgur.com/e8Aw6h6.gif
http://www.reddit.com/r/StarTrekStabilized
Funny fact
Apr. 26th, 2014 02:27 pmAuthors of "The Discipline of Market Leaders" purchased more than 10,000 copies of their own book, pushing it onto the NYT best seller list
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Discipline_of_Market_Leaders
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Discipline_of_Market_Leaders
